Hiya Gang !! geesh can't get these fonts to work right.. so sorry please get out the glasses, and if you dont use them you might after this post.. hehehee!! Well thinking I should all let you know I received my first parking ticket.. ok so I have had my driver's license for a long time and never had gotten one( amazing huh?).. I accidently parked in the Faculty parking lot and honestly didn't know it.. I go into the parking lot from a different way since I live closer to the first driveway. Well there wasnt a sign from my side telling me its faculty.. oh well a good five dollars earned..lol.. I can now see why my kids say thank god its friday.. because on friday I was dragging so bad that I blew my reading quiz.. I had such a bad headache and took me a while to get rid of it.. heck I knew the right answer and ending putting something so stupid that I could kick myself.. wondering what Mrs. McIver is thinking as shes grading my paper.. hmm thinking heck shes really dumb today..lol. Well one good thing is that I did the extra credit and earn 5 points on my quiz.. heck wish she would give me like 50 points extra..lol..  I love my reading teacher and my english teacher, the are people friendly.. or tis because I annoy them and they dont say anything. I made some mistakes on my paper for english , but then when I do it on the computer I get them right.. go figure I have to say I am really enjoying college and I plan on making at least an A in all of my classes if it kills me.. well I hope so any way.. math is a whole another topic.. lol.. its not that its hard but refreshing my brain about fractions is like putting input into a computer and forgetting to save it..  I think I better get a tutor for that fractions thingie..lol.. poor person who gets me.. lol.. what gets me is that I can do the hard problems but those easy ones screw me all up.. lol..  talk about dumb..lol.. reminds me of that song  "Show me the Way" by styx.. lol..  my Pc Literacy class isnt to bad, reminds me alot of my Data Processing class from high school.. some of the terms are pretty much the same.. I get ahead of myself in that class and need to keep my mouth shut..lol.. ohh one funny thing is that my teacher is from New Jersey and he claims he would never say YA ' LL, got news for him, I am from New York and said the same thing been here for 20 yrs and still say it.. lol... I cant wait to see him in a few years..lol.. you guys will be gone faster then he thinks.. kind of makes me  when he thinks that all in that class is southern..lol.. wait he hasnt heard my favorite language.. I believe that New Jersey people talk funnier then the southern people.. lol.. well you know us New Yorkers have to be smart @ss's to the New Jersey people.. especially when they are trying to take the Statue Of Liberty from NY..lol.. ok not going there.. besides I am only kidding.. hes really a nice guy, but had to laugh when he put it in the quiz about him says hes not going to say ya'll.. lmao besides I am a smart @ss.. lol.. they just dont know that yet at the college, I have toned  myself down.. lol..

   Hey the kids went back to school thursday, its been kind of nice.. I get all of my homework done before they even get home.. plus my roommate has moved out  yesterday.. so I am all alone tonight and its kind of nice.. going to study and watch some tv and then get some decent sleep.. gotta be ready for monday.. I did get out of jury duty too.. thank goodness!!  could you see me on the jury section?  ok gonna get off here, I have plans with my brother tomorrow.. Hey Elise hope all is well with you!! Here get in touch with me , I didnt get that email yet.. love ya Alley

 Howdy gang!! Well I am here lol ,while I sit and yawn for a few.. I started college last Thursday and I really like it alot.  Had a few bumps thursday which really had to make me giggle.. Well I got to the college at 8:30 since my first class doesnt start until 9. holy cow there was no parking to be found..lol so I parked near the AMT machine not realizing that I parked over the curb. My first thought was I really should move the car, but geesh would of had to park all the way on the street.. hmm my bookbag felt like a ton of bricks.. so I decided that if some one needed to get into the ATM machine could hit the door.. not like one more dent would hurt it..  Ok so I admit it I was so nervous, considering half the class were teenie boppers..  I make the old half..lol.. I really like my instructors alot.. They have a great personality and think that I should do really well.. Well I could hope ..lol.. My math class was my second class on thursday, and I had no trouble finding the room.. the only problem was that they moved it and some of us had no idea.. ok so I saw the sign that says the class and name of the instructor and never thought to read below that.. sitting there all six of us thinking wow this is going to be an easy class since there was no teacher.. lol.. well I went out the door and low and behold I noticed that the class had been moved acrossed the other side of the campus.. Boy I have to say when I told the rest , we ran acrossed the campus.  now mind you those teenie boppers beat me to the door and all looked at me and said you go first Sure send in the fat ole lady.. lol.. So I walked in and told the teacher we thought wow we should get an easy A in there.. considering half the class wasnt there and no teacher.. Glad that we werent considered late .. only can have 3 lates and then considered absent.. lol.. I am such a nerd that I arrive way ahead of time and really dont associate with any one.. I do sday hi to those I pass , but really I am not there to socialize I am there to learn and move on in life.. lol..considering I never really had one..lol.. So on Friday I decided to get there early to get a decent parking spot.. my first class was Computer literacy and decided ok this should be alot of fun.. and so right I was.. we have some characters in there and low and behold I am not the only ole person in that one lol bet half would say who are you calling old.. one really had made me laugh and his name was caveman.. when I think of that name I think of that silly cartoon from when I was a kid.. hey Capt Caveman.. lol.. Met a really nice lady who I sit next to in PC .. glad that I found some one that is close to my age and not a teenie bopper..lol.. now dont get me wrong there is nothing wrong with the teenie boppers but I have nothing really in common, other then having a 14 yr old ..  Single Mom of 4 sure doesnt attract much attention any way.. lol.. I have done really well keeping up with my assignments so far.. The only thing is I really need to get a printer so that I can do some of my computer labs at home and then bring it to my instructors... would make it alot easier..lol..One assignment I  decided to check out what I had in my blackboard and my Pc instructor had left a assignment on it.. I decided to go ahead and do it.. Well I knew almost all of them but one had me so tied in knots that I was about to rip my keyboard and throw it..  I knew that I had the correct answers and couldnt figure out why it was telling me I got it wrong.. that was until I had taken this silly lil thing over 30 times to finally figuring out that it only required one answer and not two.. I was so annoyed that I even emailed the instructor and asked ok what was I doing wrong, and lol low and behold after I hit the send button I realized.. ok so yeah I was annoyed and told him nice tricky question wonder how many others would go nuts like I did..  I bet I made a good impression with him..lol..  well at least he fixed it for the others so they dont get like I did..lol..  so I took it again and got all of them right..I am not one to get annoyed but knowing the right answer and getting it wrong was ohh so bad..lol..yeah and another good thing is that I get to see this instructor first thing Monday morning can you say wanting to hide and not raising my hand in class to answer a thing.. the guy must think I am mental ..lol.. I'll just bend and hide under the desk alot..lol.. So that is my first impression of college.. I really like it and cant wait for tomorrow.. lol.. but one thing is I wish that I had more time inbetween classes to get a coffee..lol..then I could zing to my classes.. lol..like not being at home and having my coffee right next to me and a ciggerette burning in the ahstray.lol..

       Well  I have to say I went back to the Viggo site with a friend and I have to say I got so annoyed that I wont ever go back.. they posted a picture of Viggo and that woman that is sitting outside Bush's ranch.. ok I feel so sorry for that woman and some of the posts were putting him down as a hero and humanatirian.. geesh people wake up and smell the roses.. it was all about publicity for him.. what makes this woman think that her son was so much more important then the other 1,000's of men that we lost in Iraq? and why ask the president why her son.. well for one thing her son went over there for a good reason and it was his beliefs that kept him there.. it might not make sense to the mother why he was fighting over there, but it made sense to him and thats all that matters.. geesh when they were testing my 9 yr old daughter for bone cancer I didnt stand in front of a church demanding answers of why my daughter.. no I did what I had to insure that she got the best care in the world.. thank goodness it wasnt cancer but an ealry growth hip slip.. but the answer of why might not be what that mother wants to really know.. all I know is that I stand behind the war and behind our men and woman that protect us and makes this earth a better place to live.. To me this Mom is disrespecting our soilders and what they do.. all I know is that I have   friend that came home from Iraq and she couldnt wait to get back. to the children that they help every day.. the news never show what they really are doing over there, just about the deaths, why not show the true meaning of what is happening over there.. no they want to make it look like there is no reason why our men die over there.. I blame it on the news not properly doing thier job.. if my major was in newscasting thats what I would be doing, the human side of the war..so to all the ladies that think Viggo Mortensen deserves an award for what he did, all he deserves is a good kick in the @ss~~ well one good thing is that I am way to busy in college to go back and fight with these woman who have no clue what life is really about..lol, common sense tells you that Viggo Mortensen is a mere man not a God and time for them to realize that.. ok enough of the Viggo mess and so glad that I finally wised up to obsessed fans..

 Well should go back to my busy studying and lol yawn drink some more coffee.. lol..  thought I deserved a break .. Hey Elise wanted to say I truly hope that you know what you are doing and please dont change for this man.. its good that you like working out , but make its the right reason and not because he thinks you need it.. I love ya chickie and please stay that zany self~

 Here thanks for stopping  by and I sure have missed you so much I know one thing I sure loved talking to u the other night.. tell Butch and the rest of the gang hiya !! lol you know I bet any amount of money if you were here that finger would be going a mile a minute especially when I was cursing at my pc .. I knew I had the right answer..lol.. well hugs to you love ya lots..

   See ya all soon hugs Alley

Hey there gang!! now I call this a huge font..lol.. ok nothing normal then this, but so much better then the little typing I did the other night..lol I am now completely blind.. Well I didnt get any hate mail which means lol no one actually reads this but myself and Elise.. lol.. Well glad to see that Elise is back again..lol.. sure have missed her crazy nutty conversations.. some one has to keep me in line..lol..

 Well for the last few days I have helped my roommate move some of her stuff into her house.. now mind you when we packed those box's they didnt seem to be that heavy..  now I cant even move..lol.. take me a few just to bend in the correct postion.. right now im perfect for a good @sskickin..lol.. which mind you I most likley need..lol.. now we are taking a day off and go back wednesday for the rest of the box's.. might need a wheel chair for college..lol.. or a good looking BT to carry my bookbag.. lol..like that would ever happen.

 Well the kids are all excited about going back to school as well.. I hear how bored they are all day long until I give them something to do, which is not what they want to do. Why cant they just clean up after themselves? nope , my kids dont like to pick up anything that means work.  Told them that they would need to help me keep the house clean, thier solution would be open the back door and throw it out..  can you say recycling undies .. Well the count down is started , only two more days of a free woman and poof im out of the looney bin for a few hours.. only to come back into my looney bin and start climbing the walls again.. seems so unfair lol that others get to leave my looney bin and I am so stuck here..lol.. well one good thing is that the kids would be leaving as well and I should have a few hours to myself before they come attack the clean house.. might deadbolt them out for a few more..lol.. well gotta run for a few got a friend on yahoo that I havnt talked to so I'll post some more for Elise ..lol..  hugs Alley

 Howdy gang!! Well today was a really great day!! lol.. Had to get my kids from thier dad's because they were missing me ok one day and they miss me.. lol.. half the time they cant wait to get away from me. Go figure..  I am helping my roommate move her stuff into her new house.. I know she cant wait..lol,, in this looney bin I wouid want to escape as well.. But unfortuanlty I have no where to go..

     ok I have to say that I have been thinking of this today and had to blog this.. I being of sane mind joined the most stupid site .. Would like to blame this on a brain fart, but cant..lol..Most know that I am a Lord of the Ring fan and yes like all others I drooled over Viggo Mortensen many times.. but when I joined this fan site, I was amazed at how nuts some of these woman are.. Now some I had to really laugh at..  One gal posted a question and I about chocked on my smoke.. she asked if Viggo Mortensen ever read what they wrote.. lol this from a man who doesnt except any fan mail now because he has such a huge following that he cant possibly answer them all : is going to go onto a fan site and read these posts.. He could read mine lol I could care less, all I said was hope he never quits his acting, or he would starve off of his poetry and paintings..lol.. some of them were aweful ..lol..  I was curious about his writing especially how these people went on and on about his poetry and how  amazing they were.. well I listened to one of them and coulndt stop laughing.. no wonder he only gave his books out to family and friends.. There was one that I about wanted to hit him for.. ok he is speaking and in the background is his son crying and screaming his head off.. there is Viggo Mortensen speaking that his son is crying because he wants his mommy , he wants to own a toy store.. hello the kid wants you to get off your @ss and pick him up..  Glad I wasnt there I would of kicked him...lol.. It bothered me so bad that I wanted to go thru my pc and pick the kid up and consol him.. and these people thinks thats great poetry? lol.. one fan had him almost like a God, how he is this amazingperson and hes got such great talent.. lol,, wonder what she was smoking that day. When Lord of the Rings came out I almost ordered a Viggo cd and man was I glad I didnt..lol..  that man can not sing worth a shit!!! ok I would be the first one to tell you that I sound like Elma  fudd who coughed up a fur ball but I would never never record it..lol.. listening to his music on the net about killed me.. We couldnt stop laughing ..  bet after some of his fans reads this I would be getting alot of hate mail, but goodness hes nothing but a mere man nothing more nothing less..lol..  there was another one that made me giggle really hard. she posted that he most still love his exwife since she was the mother of his child..  wake up call if he still loved her he would be with her.. geesh lol I am not in love with my soon to be ex just because hes the father of my kids.. any one could be a father , but takes a special father to be a dad.. ask my kids theier dad  had done nothing with them until the day we split.. he was never a dad..  he still doesnt do much with them.  I think that its great that Viggo Mortensen loves his son that much and commend him on it.. its hard being a single parent and giving the right amount of love and displine to make them into the people that soon will be part of this universe.. I can telll you this one of my daughters can be the next Nicole Kiidman, lol she can cry on the dime of a hat.. it sure can get annoying.. ok I got sidetracked there for a moment.. lol.. cant promise that I wont do it again.. lol.. All I think these woman on his site should realize that its ok to dream of the man but reality he wouldnt give us any time of his day thats for sure.. lol.. I am 37 not a drooling 15 yr old either.. might be the problem..lol.. sorry to say I deleted my account there.. I think living in reality is way so much better.. how many actually think they are ever going to meet Viggo Mortensen? lol .. maybe when hes dead and buried you can go put flowers on his grave..lol.. ok I am so done but had to share my stupid mistake lol..

 Well only 5 more days and I am of to college.. hee haww lol.. should be a good challenge with 4 kids to raise and doing college full time.. lol.. wonder who will be doing whos homework..lol.. now I have to say my 14 yr old son is so great at math.. lol.. might need him to help me some since its been 20 years since I have done fractions..lol.. i was never so great at math.. lol.. now English I excel in.. I love reading and learning mythology and stuff like that..  anything romantic makes me gush..lol.. although I am reading Tolkiens  "Lord of the Ring" books , but takes me a while to get into it..lol..moslty wait for the toliet lol thats the only place the kids leave me alone to read ok that was way to much info lol..  well Elise should be proud I posted at least in the same month..lol.. Guess I should keep this one up ..lol.. well to the Viggo fans that come here , gotta say sorry but every one is entitled to thier opinon and got to say lol dont think I have to worry about him reading my lil ole looney bin ..lol.. all I know is I hope that he keeps acting , some of his movies arent that bad.. lol .. well I have seen Indian Runner the other night and got to say glad I seen him Lord of the rings first..lol.. ok so the full naked frontal scene was something to really strain to see, but lol got to say bet half of his fans havnt even seen that one..  I know one thing I wanted to hit him so bad in that movie he was a mean lil shit that deserved a good @ss kickin..lol..man if any one spit them nasty peas at me would have a bad night lol !! really the movie was kind of boring, but I realy like David Morse and hated to see him do such a bad movie..lol.. I bet they wouldnt even known who Viggo Mortensen was until Lord of the Rings came out,, I knew he was about, but lol he sure did make a good king.. ok enough about him time to get back to reality and live my liife the right way.. lol ok so whos ready for a beer? lets go get naked and go jump in my walmart pool.. lol.. I did that already and since its been a good year for the pool I am celebrating..lol.. first year it hasnt slid down my hill..lol.. shh might be my luck this year I'll run the darn thing down..lol.. I keep saying to myself ok only two more years and I get a real house and lol a real pool.. cant wait for the day!! alrighty time for me to post this mess and not lose it like I did the other one..lol.. so hugs to my friends and lol hugs to the ones I made mad.. lol have a good one ya all and see ya soon Alley

Hiya gang,

 Yes its been a while since I posted..its been really crazy here the past few weeks!! Hopefully soon it will calm down.. start college next week..  Hope its not like high school. I was such a clown..I still find dumb stuff really funny. Like tripping up the stairs, books falling, of simply a kid farting in class Well hopefully I have matured some.. With 4 kids its kind of hard for that..lol..My kids find it funny that I am starting a week before them, Well got news for them I get out a week before they do.. hehehee!!  yeah I am maturing as we speak cant you tell?  I have really got to go visit my friends journals and let them know I am still kickin.. lol poor Elise will think I went on that vacation with the cabanna boy.. well sorry Elise I didnt get to play with a boy toy.. lol.. now that is sad..lol..

 Well things are looking up for me this month, and hopefully accident free. I have this horrible feeling that I will be going to school in a cast.. lol.. at least my gall bladder is gone and im healed.. just  have some trouble eating certain foods.. like my favorite McDonalds..geesh it sure takes all the fun out of eating something good.. with my track record I should lose some weight trecking across the campus because they made sure I was going to have to run to each of my classes.. lol.. one is all the way in the front and the other class is all the way in the back, then I have to treck back to the front again..  Would use a skate board but can see my ars really in a sling then ...lol.. Would be the patient instead of the nurse.. lol.. I am terrible as a patient.. I need to heal in a day, I hate laying in a bed to long..lol.. Ok not going there..lol..

 Well time for me to get some sleep, have to go get my books for class and all the junk..lol.. I get to carry a bookbag like my kids , lol wont I be the nerd.. lol..  Hope you all have a great thursday!!

  Hugs Alley